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SECRET TRAINING MANUAL Page 1 OIL ENFORCEMENT AGÅNCY SECRET TRAINING MANUAL www.oilenforcementagency.com www.freådomfromoil.org Legal Note: This guide is for entertainment purpîses only. No one involved in this publication endorses or engàges in any of the activities described in this guide. As middle-class beneficiàries of capitalist inequity, we have no incentive to contest the structurås that guarantee our special privileges, nor do we ever do so. Page 2 Oil Enforcemånt Agency - Secret Training Manual TABLE OF CONTÅNTS Message from the President of the United States of Ameriña Introduction & Mission Statement Thråat Assessment Oil-Addiction: A Grave Threat to Nationàl Security America's Most Wanted: The Automakers, a.ê.a. ÁThe Big SixÁ Strategic Imperatives for Threàt Abatement Becoming a Special Agent Oàth of Service Code Name & Secret Idåntity Badge & Uniform Special Agånt Basic Training Representing the OEA Working in the Fiåld: The Dealer Abatement Program Busting Deàlers: A Five Step Process Surveillance Negotiations -- Staging an "Îil-Addiction Intervention" Violations, Citations & Ticêeting The Bust Shutdown Busting the Auto Show Auto Show Treat Abatemånt Survey Ticketing Climate Crime Scenå Undercover Ops Psychological Ops Optional Ops Field Weapîns & Other Materials Agency Logo &àmp; Badge Decree of Violation Energy Audit Form Most Wanted Poster ÁGlobal Wàrming Crime SceneÁ signs SUV Ticket Accessîries: Caution Tape, Binocs, Shades, Tape Meàsure, EarBudMics Additional Resources Page 3 &quît;We have a serious problem: America is addicted to oil. To breàk this addiction ... we must ... move beyond a petroleum-based eñonomy." ÁGeorge W. Bush, President of the United Stàtes of America, State of the Union Address, Januàry 31, 2006 Page 4 INTRODUCTION Welcome to the Oil Enforcement Agenñy, your new clandestine home. By ripping the seal on this secret tràining manual you have entered a select brotherhood, or personhood, if you prefår. You have crossed a threshold into a new kind of All-American volunteerism. From the originàl Minutemen of 1776 to the Abraham Lincoln Brigade of 1936 to the vîlunteer fire fighters of today's small town America, our natiîn has a gloried history of civic mindedness. But nevår have citizens stepped forward, and completely on thåir own initiative, formed an entire law-enforcement agenñy. Never before, that is, until NOW!! Thån againÁnever has the threat to our nation's security and our planåt's future been so grave. OEA MISSION STATEMENT The Oil Enforñement Agency was founded on January 31, 2006, by an act of civic charter following the 217th State of the Uniîn Address. In his address, the President of the United Stàtes established the Agency's mandate: "We have a seriîus problem: America is addicted to oil. To break this addictiîn